anything but the sneakers!
posted by M @ 11:44 AM
About Me
- Name: M
- Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand Like a lizard on a window pane
Previous Posts
- Speaka da Englisha muchacho!
- that damned fig tree.
- convo with self part 2
- Late...FUCK!
- just take the lead!!
- girl talk
- daily perils of being a woman
- oh brother!
- oh squishy! :(
- same old, same old
12 Comments:
At 6:43 PM,
ChickyBabe said…
Make a new friend with rice crackers, yum yum!
Ugh... Your elves visited me last month. I chased them away with alcohol vapours! :P
At 12:59 AM,
M said…
chicky - LOL. Rice crackers sound great and all but I'm liking the sound of that alcohol thing more!
shaf - I really hate adding to a culture that I think encourages girls to detest their bodies. This is not about that, but am not saying that I never feel that way about myself, but I'm aware that girls always DO that and it pisses me off. So I try not to add to it too much. Not many people visit cbg so I enjoy doodling those things I never actually write about here.
At 1:29 AM,
Come Back Brighter said…
Those naughty christmas elves have a lot to answer for, they keep doing that to my trousers, too.
At 7:36 AM,
M said…
DAMN THEM and their crafty work. We're onto them!
At 11:44 AM,
Walter said…
Those frikkin elves are plaguing you as well? DANGIT! This explains the pandemic of obesity and the "accidental" slip and death of Dr. Robert Atkins. Those Keebler elves are in on it too. They keep their abode in a tree where they know fat people can't climb, but that's alright; I've got a chainsaw coming their way. ;)
At 12:59 PM,
Anonymous said…
I think I've put on 10 kilos in the last week. Everyone has been giving me "meals you can't get in Asia" so I've been eating a lot of pork crackle and roast potatoes with sour cream and bacon bits.
Crap. Time to start swimming laps again.
At 2:42 PM,
Dan said…
HA HA! Hilarious, as always.
Incidentally, be very careful using "shit" and "lettuce" in the same sentence. Here in the U.S. we've had serious problem with E-Coli contamination of spinach and lettuce. Hey, maybe that's an excuse to instead eat chocolate! ;)
At 6:47 PM,
M said…
walter - those elves have a lot to answer for!
phil - I don't see why someone who serves up big pieces of yum can't eat 'em once in a while too! :D Pork is the devil's meat btw.
dan - wait..you need an excuse? This might be my whole problem!
At 10:47 PM,
general_boy said…
Naaaaaah, look, Xmas is just gonna mess up anything you do in the next few weeks, right?
I say enjoy it. Defer the pain until January. Works for me. Well, not really, but nice idea just the same ;)
At 7:36 AM,
M said…
that's true..and then after xmas it's easter (glorious season of chocolate...and celebration of the resurrection of christ I suppose)..and then soon after that it's um...winter, for which we must eat to conserve energy in case we ..um, get snowed in?...
At 5:43 PM,
The Absent Minded Landlord said…
Woa, with that glimpse of flowery panties I'm feeling naughty over here ;)
At 10:29 PM,
M said…
;) I see England, I see France, I see cbg's underpants!
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